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A piece of string walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve bits of string." The piece of string walks out, brushes his hair, and walks back in. "Are you the same bit of string that was in here a minute ago?", asks the barman. The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."