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Hello. I'm TheMadBaron. I've been away. I'm back. With a vengeance.

Today is Saturday, July 5, 2025, 04:48 (UTC/GMT).
There are 7,018,264 articles on the English Wikipedia.

Slash and burn....

I'm an unashamed deletionist. I'd be an inclusionist if there weren't already far too many of the feckers going completely overboard. You'll often find me on AfD advocating the deletion of absolutely everything. Having said that, I'm not above attempting the occasional Cleanup.

Rock and WHAT????!!!!

I'm engaged in an ongoing project to replace inappropriate links to rock and roll with links to Rock (music). The way I see it, people who think that all music written after 1959 is "rock 'n' roll" probably shouldn't be writing about music at all....

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William Rankine (5 July 1820 – 24 December 1872) was a Scottish mathematician and physicist. He was a founding contributor, with Rudolf Clausius and Lord Kelvin, to the science of thermodynamics, particularly focusing on its First Law. He developed the Rankine scale, a Fahrenheit-based equivalent to the Celsius-based Kelvin scale of temperature. This undated photograph of Rankine was taken by Thomas Annan.Photograph credit: Thomas Annan; restored by Adam Cuerden

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This Barnstar of Dilligence was awarded by Ratherford Skills to TheMadBaron for adding edits of high precision to articles that are in need of quality edits.

I award this Barnstar to TheMadBaron for forever tidying ASUE articles.
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