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PLAYERS FROM OUTSIDE THE UNITED KINGDOM

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As of 07 April 2025
Player Position Nationality Place of birth Date of birth (age) Signed from Season signed International appearances between At Luton
Goalkeepers
Tim Krul GK Netherlands The Hague (1988-04-03) 3 April 1988 (age 37) Norwich City 17 August 2023 2011-2021 2023-2025
Thomas Kaminski GK Belgium Dendermonde (1992-10-23) 23 October 1992 (age 32) Blackburn Rovers 3 August 2023 2024-Present 2023-Present
Ethan Horvath GK United States Highlands Ranch, Colorado (1995-06-09) 9 June 1995 (age 29) Nottingham Forest (Loan) 2 July 2022 2016-Present 2022-2023
Simon Sluga GK Croatia Rijeka (1993-03-17) 17 March 1993 (age 32) Croatia Rijeka 19 July 2019 2019-2022 2019-2022
Marek Štěch GK Czech Republic Prague (1990-01-28) 28 January 1990 (age 35) Czech Republic Sparta Prague 14 June 2017 2014 2017-2020
David Forde GK Republic of Ireland Galway (1979-12-20) 20 December 1979 (age 45) Cardiff (Loan) 1 August 2007 2011-2016 2007
Dino Šeremet GK Slovenia Ljubljana (1980-08-16) 16 August 1980 (age 44) Slovenia NK Maribor 16 July 2004 N/A 2004-2005
Morten Hyldgaard GK Denmark Herning (1978-01-26) 26 January 1978 (age 47) Scotland Hibernian 1 July 2004 N/A 2004
Lars Hirschfeld GK Canada Edmonton (1978-10-17) 17 October 1978 (age 46) Tottenham (Loan) 1 August 2003 2000-2013 2003
Cédric Berthelin GK France Courrières (1976-12-25) 25 December 1976 (age 48) France RC Lens (Loan) 1 August 2002 N/A 2002
Ian Feuer GK United States Las Vegas (1971-05-21) 21 May 1971 (age 54) West Ham 15 January 1995 1992 1995-1998
Juergen Sommer GK United States New York City (1969-02-27) 27 February 1969 (age 56) United States Indiana University 1 July 1991 1994-1998 1991-1995
Andy Petterson GK Australia Fremantle, Western Australia (1969-09-26) 26 September 1969 (age 55) Youth Academy 1 July 1988 N/A 1988-1994
Defenders
Gabriel Osho CB/DM Nigeria Reading (1998-08-14) 14 August 1998 (age 26) Reading 18 November 2020 2024-Present 2020-2024
Mads Andersen CB Denmark Albertslund (1997-12-27) 27 December 1997 (age 27) Barnsley 3 July 2023 N/A 2023-Present
Issa Kaboré RB Burkina Faso Bobo-Dioulasso (2001-05-12) 12 May 2001 (age 24) Manchester City (Loan) 21 July 2023 2019-Present 2023-2024
Daiki Hashioka RB Japan Saitama (1999-05-17) 17 May 1999 (age 26) Belgium Sint-Truiden 30 January 2024 2019-Present 2024-Present
Amari'i Bell CB/LB Jamaica Burton upon Trent (1994-05-05) 5 May 1994 (age 31) Blackburn Rovers 1 July 2021 2021-Present 2021-2025
Mark McGuinness CB Republic of Ireland Slough (2001-01-05) 5 January 2001 (age 24) Cardiff City 20 August 2024 2024-Present 2024-Present
Erik Pieters CB Netherlands Tiel (1988-08-07) 7 August 1988 (age 36) West Brom 19 December 2024 2010-2014 2024-25
Christ Makosso CB Republic of the Congo Brazzaville (2004-06-09) 9 June 2004 (age 20) Belgium RWDM 1 January 2025 2022-Present 2025-Present
Peter Kioso RB/LB Democratic Republic of the Congo Dublin (1999-08-15) 15 August 1999 (age 25) Hartlepool 22 January 2020 2024-Present 2020-2022
Cameron Carter-Vickers CB United States Southend-on-Sea (1997-12-31) 31 December 1997 (age 27) Tottenham (Loan) 30 January 2020 2017-Present 2020
Donervon Daniels CB Montserrat Plymouth, Montserrat (1991-11-24) 24 November 1991 (age 33) Blackpool 1 September 2020 2021-Present 2019-2020
Frankie Musonda CB Zambia Bedford (1997-12-12) 12 December 1997 (age 27) Youth Academy 2015 2022-Present 2015-2020
Magnus Okuonghae CB Nigeria Lagos (1986-02-16) 16 February 1986 (age 39) Colchester 1 July 2015 N/A 2015-16
János Kovács CB Hungary Budapest (1985-09-11) 11 September 1985 (age 39) Lincoln/Hereford 26 January 2010/19 September 2011 N/A 2010/ 2011-2013
Will Antwi CB Ghana Epsom (1982-10-19) 19 October 1982 (age 42) Dag & Red 29 July 2011 2003 2011-12
Curtis Osano CB Kenya Nakuru (1987-03-08) 8 March 1987 (age 38) Rushden & Diamonds 29 July 2011 N/A 2011-12
Adam Newton LB/RB Saint Kitts and Nevis Grays, Essex (1980-12-04) 4 December 1980 (age 44) Brentford 28 May 2009 2004-2015 2009-2011
Zdeněk Kroča CB Czech Republic Zlín (1980-09-29) 29 September 1980 (age 44) Czech Republic FC Zlín 4 August 2010 N/A 2010-11
Chris Coyne CB Australia Brisbane (1978-12-20) 20 December 1978 (age 46) Scotland Dundee 15 July 2001 2008-09 2001-2008
Jarosław Fojut CB Poland Legionowo (1987-10-17) 17 October 1987 (age 37) Bolton (Loan) 31 August 2007 N/A 2007-08
Carlos Edwards RB/RW Trinidad and Tobago Diego Martin (1978-10-24) 24 October 1978 (age 46) Wrexham 1 July 2005 1999-2017 2005-2007
Kevin Foley CB/DM Republic of Ireland London (1984-11-01) 1 November 1984 (age 40) Youth Academy 1 July 2002 2009-2012 2002-2007
Markus Heikkinen CB/DM Finland Katrineholm (1978-10-13) 13 October 1978 (age 46) Scotland Aberdeen 1 July 2005 2002-2011 2005-2007
Curtis Davies CB Sierra Leone Leytonstone (1985-03-15) 15 March 1985 (age 40) Youth Academy 1 July 2003 2023-2024 2003-2005
Emmerson Boyce CB Barbados Aylesbury (1979-09-24) 24 September 1979 (age 45) Youth Academy 1 July 1998 2008-2016 1998-2004
Efe Sodje CB Nigeria Greenwich (1972-10-05) 5 October 1972 (age 52) Macclesfield 1 July 1999 2000-2004 1999-2000
Vidar Riseth CB\DM Norway Frosta Municipality (1972-04-21) 21 April 1972 (age 53) Norway Kongsvinger (Loan) 1 July 1995 1997-2007 1995-1996

Midfielders

Marvelous Nakamba DM Zimbabwe Hwange (1994-01-19) 19 January 1994 (age 31) Aston Villa 20 July 2023 2015-Present 2023-Present
Pelly Ruddock Mpanzu DM Democratic Republic of the Congo Hendon (1994-03-22) 22 March 1994 (age 31) West Ham United 28 January 2014 2021 2013-2025
Albert Sambi Lokonga CM Belgium Verviers (1999-10-22) 22 October 1999 (age 25) Arsenal (Loan) 1 September 2023 2021-Present 2023-24
Fred Onyedinma AM Nigeria Lagos (1996-11-24) 24 November 1996 (age 28) Wycombe Wanderers 25 May 2021 N/A 2021-24
Shandon Baptiste DM Grenada Grenada (1998-04-08) 8 April 1998 (age 27) Brentford 6 July 2024 2017-2018 2024-Present
Lamine Fanne DM Spain/Senegal Kandiounkou (2004-01-30) 30 January 2004 (age 21) Sweden AIK 30 August 2024 N/A 2025-Present
Victor Moses RM Nigeria Kaduna (1990-12-12) 12 December 1990 (age 34) Russia Spartak Moscow 10 September 2024 2012-2018 2024-2025
Isaiah Jones RM Guyana Lambeth (1999-06-26) 26 June 1999 (age 25) Middlesbrough 10 January 2025 2024-Present 2025-Present
Thelo Aasgaard AM Norway Liverpool (2002-06-02) 2 June 2002 (age 22) Wigan Athletic 28 January 2025 2025-Present 2025-Present
Eunan O'Kane DM Republic of Ireland Feeny (1990-07-10) 10 July 1990 (age 34) Leeds (Loan) 31 August 2018/30 January 2020 2016-17 2018/ 2020-2021
Solomon Taiwo AM/DM Nigeria Lagos (1985-04-29) 29 April 1985 (age 40) Bromley 7 March 2013 N/A 2013-2015
David Viana DM Portugal Strasbourg (1992-01-22) 22 January 1992 (age 33) United States Real Salt Lake 30 September 2013 N/A 2013-14
Arnaud Mendy CM Guinea-Bissau Évreux (1990-02-10) 10 February 1990 (age 35) Macclesfield 19 October 2012 2011-2014 2012-13
Yaser Kasim CM Iraq Baghdad (1991-05-10) 10 May 1991 (age 34) Brighton (Loan) 12 July 2012 2014-2021 2012-2013
Andre Boucaud CM Trinidad and Tobago Enfield, London (1984-10-10) 10 October 1984 (age 40) York 31 January 2012 2004-2021 2012-13
Pavel Besta DM Slovakia Ostrava (1982-09-02) 2 September 1982 (age 42) Slovakia Ružomberok 12 August 2010 N/A 2010-11
Ahmet Brković AM Croatia Dubrovnik (1974-09-23) 23 September 1974 (age 50) Leyton Orient 1 July 2001 N/A 2001-2008
Boncho Genchev AM Bulgaria General Toshevo (1964-07-07) 7 July 1964 (age 60) Ipswich 1 July 1995 1990-1996 1995-1997
Geoff Aunger CM Canada Red Deer, Alberta (1968-02-04) 4 February 1968 (age 57) Canada Vancouver Whitecaps 1 July 1993 1992-1997 1993-1994
Roy Wegerle CM South Africa/United States Pretoria (1964-03-19) 19 March 1964 (age 61) Chelsea 1 July 1988 1992-1998 1988-89
Emeka Nwajiobi AM/RW Nigeria Nibo Awka (1959-05-25) 25 May 1959 (age 65) Dulwich Hamlet 1 July 1983 1983-1985 1983-1988
Tom Krauß DM Germany Leipzig (2001-06-22) 22 June 2001 (age 23) Germany Mainz 05 (Loan) 22 August 2024 N/A 2024-25
Forwards
Chiedozie Ogbene RW Republic of Ireland Lagos (1997-05-01) 1 May 1997 (age 28) Rotherham United 1 July 2023 2021-Present 2023-24
Tahith Chong RW Netherlands/Curaçao Willemstad (1999-12-04) 4 December 1999 (age 25) Birmingham City 13 July 2023 N/A 2023-Present
Admiral Muskwe CF Zimbabwe Harare (1998-08-21) 21 August 1998 (age 26) Leicester City 15 July 2021 2017-2023 2021-24
Aribim Pepple CF Canada Kettering (2002-12-25) 25 December 2002 (age 22) Canada Cavalry 2 August 2022 N/A 2022-Present
Dion Pereira LW Antigua and Barbuda Watford (1999-03-25) 25 March 1999 (age 26) United States Atlanta United 3 November 2020 2023-Present 2020-Present
Millenic Alli CF Republic of Ireland Dublin (2000-02-06) 6 February 2000 (age 25) Exeter 30 January 2025 N/A 2025-Present
Lasse Nordås CF Norway Lillestrøm (2002-02-10) 10 February 2002 (age 23) Norway Tromsø 3 February 2025 N/A 2025-Present
Carlos Mendes Gomes LW Guinea-Bissau Yeumbeul (1998-11-14) 14 November 1998 (age 26) Morecambe 26 June 2021 2023-Present 2021-2023
James Collins CF Republic of Ireland Coventry (1990-12-01) 1 December 1990 (age 34) Crawley 29 June 2017 2019-2021 2017-2021
Kazenga LuaLua RW Democratic Republic of the Congo Kinshasa (1990-12-10) 10 December 1990 (age 34) Sunderland 26 September 2018 N/A 2018-2021
Luke Gambin RW/LW Malta Sutton, London (1993-03-16) 16 March 1993 (age 32) Barnet 16 January 2017 2016-Present 2017-2019
Jason Cummings CF Australia Edinburgh (1995-08-01) 1 August 1995 (age 29) Nottingham Forest (Loan) 30 January 2019 2022-Present 2019
Collin Samuel CF Trinidad and Tobago Manzanilla (1981-08-27) 27 August 1981 (age 43) St Johnstone 31 August 2011 2002-2009 2011
Claude Gnakpa CF France Marseille (1983-06-06) 6 June 1983 (age 41) Peterborough 1 July 2008 N/A 2008-2011
Lloyd Owusu CF Ghana Slough (1976-12-12) 12 December 1976 (age 48) Australia Adelaide United 18 January 2011 2005 2011
Akanni-Sunday Wasiu CF Nigeria Nigeria (1984-03-18) 18 March 1984 (age 41) Colchester (Loan) 15 January 2009 N/A 2009
Paul Peschisolido CF Canada Scarborough, Ontario (1971-05-25) 25 May 1971 (age 53) Derby 16 July 2007 1992-2004 2007-08
Björn Runström CF Sweden Stockholm (1984-03-01) 1 March 1984 (age 41) Fulham (Loan) 30 January 2007 N/A 2007
Besian Idrizaj CF Austria Baden bei Wien (1984-10-12) 12 October 1984 (age 40) Liverpool (Loan) 16 March 2007 N/A 2007
Enoch Showunmi CF Nigeria Kilburn, London (1982-04-21) 21 April 1982 (age 43) Youth Academy 1 July 2003 2004 2003-2006
Jean-Louis Valois LW/RW France Saint-Priest (1973-10-15) 15 October 1973 (age 51) France Lille 1 July 20021 N/A 2001-2002
Trésor Kandol CF Democratic Republic of the Congo Banga (1981-08-30) 30 August 1981 (age 43) Youth Academy 1 July 1998 2008 1998-2001
Landry Zahana-Oni CF Ivory Coast Abidjan (1976-08-08) 8 August 1976 (age 48) Bromley 1 July 1999 N/A 1999-2000
Dwight Marshall CF Jamaica Hanover, Jamaica (1965-10-03) 3 October 1965 (age 59) Plymouth Argyle 1 July 1994 N/A 1994-1998
Kim Grant CF Ghana Sekondi-Takoradi (1972-09-25) 25 September 1972 (age 52) Charlton 1 July 1996 1996-1997 1996-1997
Lars Elstrup CF Denmark Råby (1963-03-24) 24 March 1963 (age 62) Denmark Odense BK 21 August 1989 1988-1993 1989-1991

DESERTFEST 2022

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Friday
Electric Ballroom Underworld PowerHaus The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Witchcraft
1000mods
Lowrider
Truckfighters
Slift

Integrity
Petbrick
Switchblade
Coltsblood
Blacklab
Blind Monarch

Gnod
Hey Colossus
Bonnacons of Doom
Shooting Daggers
Personal Hell

Spirit Adrift
Seven Sisters
Inhuman Nature
Dungeon
Aggressive Perfector
Gevaudan

Alunah
Brothers Keg
Black Orchids
Dunes
The Lunar Effect

Saturday
The Roundhouse Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Shellac
Pissed Jeans
Elder
Part Chimp
Elephant Tree

Orange Goblin
Earthless
Stöner
My Sleeping Karma
Slomosa

Greenleaf
Hangman's Chair
Green Lung
Deathrite
Konvent
King Witch

Josiah
Maidavale
Grotto
Fire Down Below
Your Highness
Orbital Junction

Gurt
Purple Kong
Old Horn Tooth
A Gazillion Angry Mexicans
Lacertilia

Sunday
Roundhouse Underworld PowerHaus The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Electric Wizard
YOB
Eyehategod
Conan
DVNE

Naxatras
10 Foot Wizard
Sacri Monti
Huntsmen
Desert Storm
Trippy Wicked
Morag Tong

Bongzilla
Slabdagger
Poseidon
A Tribute to Eric Wagner (Trouble Covers)
Parish

Opium Lord
Tides of Sulfur
Human Leather
Shrykull
Under
Remote Viewing

1782
Ritual King
Wolftooth
Wallowing
Grey Brain

DESERTFEST 2023

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Friday
Electric Ballroom Underworld PowerHaus The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Graveyard
Kadavar
Church of Misery
Valley of the Sun
Spaceslug

Discharge
Bad Breeding
Dawn Ray'd
Kurokuma
Terror Cosmico

Year of No Light
Sum of R
Earth Moves
Wyatt E
Iron Jinn

Ecstatic Vision
Longheads
Mr Bison
Vinnum Sabbathi
GNOB
Margarita Witch Cult

Dommengang
Untitled with Drums
Mountains
Troy the Band
Death Wvrm

Saturday
Electric Ballroom The Underworld PowerHaus The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Corrosion of Conformity
Crowbar
Weedeater
Dozer
Fatso Jetson

Unsane
Slomatics
Grave Lines
Stake
Tuskar
Wren

Church of the Cosmic Skull
Telekinetic Yeti
The Necromancers
Deathchant
Firebreather

Samavayo
Plainride
High Desert Queen
Our Man in the Bronze Age
Trevor's Head
Tons

Elder Druid
Oreyeon
Rosy Finch
Lowen
Homecoming

Sunday
The Roundhouse The Underworld PowerHaus The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats
Boris
King Buffalo
Nebula
Blood Ceremony

Desert Jam Session w/ Fatso Jetson & Sean Wheeler
Gaupa
Mars Red Sky
Gnome
Weedpecker
Acid Mammoth

Big|Brave
Jo Quail
Zetra
Everest Queen
Graywave

Celestial Sanctuary
Morass of Molasses
Warren Schoenbright
Venomwolf
Bloodswamp
Black Groove

Thunder Horse
Gandalf the Green
Earl of Hell
Wall
DVDE

DESERTFEST 2024

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Friday
Electric Ballroom Underworld Dingwalls The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Masters of Reality
Colour Haze
Brant Bjork Trio
Mondo Generator
Frankie and the Witch Fingers

Mantar
Raging Speedhorn
Wake
Weedsnake
Grand Atomic

Cloakroom
Blanket
Sugar Horse
Pijn
Sleemo

Brume
Albert Jupiter
Clouds Taste Satanic
Orsak-Oslo
Sagan
Borehead

Goblinsmoker
Warpstormer
Wolfshead
Voidlurker
Akersborg

Saturday
The Roundhouse Underworld The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Suicidal Tendencies
Cancer Bats
Bongripper
Acid King
Pest Control

Maserati
Monkey3
Domkraft
Sunnata
Sergeant Thunderhoof
Kal-El

Wet Cactus
Duskwood
Earth Tongue
Saint Karloff
Lord Elephant
Sonic Taboo

Acid Throne
Horndal
Under the Ashes
Fires in the Distance
Wizdoom

Sunday
Electric Ballroom Underworld Dingwalls The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Godflesh
Ozric Tentacles
Monolord
Ufomammut
Ashenspire

Nightstalker
Astroqueen
Psychlona
Borracho
Kadabra
Noisepicker

DVNE
Morag Tong
Kulk
Lodestar
Silverburn

Stinking Lizaveta
Darsombra
Gozer
Skypilot
Orme
Goat Major

The Grudge
Gramma Vedetta
Waxy
Midwich Cuckoos
Fuz Caldrin

DESERTFEST 2025

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Friday
Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Elder
Stoned Jesus
Lowrider
The Devil & The Almighty Blues
Elephant Tree

Hexis
Årabrot
OvO
Sea Bastard
Wallowing

Hippie Death Cult
SERVO
Kind
10,000 Years
Black Elephant
Yetii

Deville
Volcanova
Erronaut
Free Ride
Dresden Wolves

Saturday
Roundhouse Underworld The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Zeal & Ardor
Amenra
Pallbearer
Conan
Konvent

Planet of Zeus
Avon
Sons of Alpha Centauri
Maha Sohona
Scott Hepple & The Sun Band
Torus

Green Milk from the Planet Orange
Josiah
El Moono
Worshipper
Longheads
Indica Blues

Froglord
Barbarian Hermit
Lust Ritual
Witchorious
Verminthrone

Sunday
Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Earth
Slift
Divide and Dissolve
Chöd
Khan

Dopelord
Castle Rat
Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol
Dunbarrow
Mr Bison
Bobbie Dazzle

Famyne
Calligram
Yur Mum
Bile Caster
Outback
Old Blood

The Hazytones
Black Willows
King Botfly
Slump
This Summit Fever

HYPOTHETICAL DESERTFEST

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Friday
The Roundhouse Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart

Sleep
Red Fang
MONO
Lightning Bolt
The Obsessed

Napalm Death
Power Trip
Ethel Cain performs Perverts
Full of Hell
Mutoid Man

Goblin
Melt-Banana
Belzebong
Gurt
Lord Vicar
Mephistofeles

Toke
Agriculture
Purple Hill Witch
Assjack

Saturday
The Roundhouse Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart

Converge
Fleshwater
Big Business
ASG
Royal Thunder

High on Fire
Truckfighters
Green Lung
Goatsnake
Hexis

Khemmis
Whores
Acid Witch
1782
Antichrist Siege Machine
Black Pyramid

Martyrdod
Ante-Inferno
Sif
Vous-Autres
Wolfbastard

Sunday
The Roundhouse Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart

Swans
Dinosaur Jr.
Cave In
Saint Vitus
Earthless

Kvelertak
Lucifer
Kylesa
Devils Witches
Fuming Mouth

Thou
Dopelord
Frail Body
Buzzov-En
Necrot
Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard

JG Thirlwell performs Foetus
Jex Thoth
Goatess
The Machine

DESERTFEST OSAKA (HYPOTHETICAL)

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2025

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Saturday
First Stage Second Stage

Mudhoney
Otoboke Beaver
Kylesa
The Cabs
Potion

Earthless
Minami Deutsch
Telekinetic Yeti
Wailin Storms
Frozen Planet 1969

Sunday
First Stage Second Stage

Tangerine Dream
Swans
MONO
Acid Mothers Temple
Earth Tongue

Melt-Banana
Thou
Fatso Jetson
Slant
Funeral Moth

2026

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Saturday
First Stage Second Stage

Boris
Mass of the Fermenting Dregs
Conan
Church of Misery

Big|Brave
Author & Punisher

Sunday
First Stage Second Stage

Sunn O)))
Ningen Isu
The Body
Scorpion Child
Whores

Fireball Ministry

2027

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Saturday
First Stage Second Stage

Brant Bjork

The Obsessed

Sunday
First Stage Second Stage

Fu Manchu
Masters of Reality
Yawning Man
Mondo Generator
Nebula

HEAVY PSYCH SOUNDS LONDON 2024

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Saturday
Underworld

Dozer
Black Rainbows
The Cosmic Dead
Child
Josiah

Sunday
Black Heart

Black Tusk
Margarita Witch Cult
Alunah
Mr Bison
The Clamps

MASTERS OF THE RIFF 2023

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Oslo
Friday Saturday Sunday

Gnome
Josiah
Dvde
Sky Valley Mistress

Conan
Slomatics
Desert Storm
The Brothers Keg
Wallowing
Old Horn Tooth
Warpstormer
Troy the Band

Esoteric
Pantheist
Goblinsmoker
Purple Kong
Blood Wolf Moon
Gevaudan
Lowen
The Day of Locusts
Flamebearer

UK DEATHFEST 2022

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Friday
Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart

Gorgoroth
Immolation
Vomitory
Cancer
Morta Skuld

Memoriam
Fleshcrawl
Squash Bowels
Seth
Jig-Al

Putrid Offal
Cryptic Shift
Foetal Juice
Consecration
Live Burial

Friday
Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart

Autopsy
Nuclear Assault
Infest
Massacre
Interment

Martyrdod
LIK
Corpsessed
Korpse
Kjeld
Vacivus
Necrosy

Meat Spreader
Creative Waste
Scordatura
Deitus
Damim

Friday
Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart

Triumph of Death (Tom Warrior plays Hellhammer
Sacramentum
Benediction
Craft
Avslut

Wolfbrigade
Thanatos
Birdflesh
Barshasketh
Bloodtruth
Decrepid

Desecration
Grey Brain
Gets Worse
Liquid Shit

INCINERATION 2022

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Friday
The Roundhouse Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart

Emperor
Bloodbath
Tsjuder
Winterfylleth

Jo Quail
Akercocke
October Tide
Unfathomable Ruination
Noctem
Calligram

Regarde Les Hommes Tomber
Hellripper
Skeletal Remains
Beheaded
Blasphemer
Noctule
Shrapnel

Lucifers Child
Mastiff
The Infernal Sea
Nervochaos
Foetal Juice
Pist
Burial
Damnations Hammer

INCINERATION 2023

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Friday
Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Marduk
Enslaved
Rotting Christ
Asphyx
Celeste
Urne

King Dude
Suffocation
Profanatica
Lamp of Murmuur
Devil Master
Party Cannon

Spirit Possession
Antichrist Siege Machine
Many Blessings
Monument of Misanthropy
De Profundis
Spider God
Stahlsarg
Wolfbastard

10 Plagues
Witchsorrow
Visions of Disfigurement
Andracca
Cryptworm
Crimson Throne
Veiled
Unburier

INCINERATION 2024

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Friday
Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Amorphis
Anaal Nathrakh
Belphegor
Carpathian Forest
Winterfylleth
Fen

Dead Congregation
Conan
Hexis
Thantifaxath
Yoth Iria
Ante-Inferno

Bütcher
The Sun's Journey Through the Night
Abduction
Cryptic Shift
Wallowing
Devastator
Burner

Slimelord
Anakim
Vacivus
Malediction
Lost Brethren
Corpsing

INCINERATION 2025

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Friday
The Roundhouse Electric Ballroom Underworld The Black Heart The Devonshire Arms

Triptykon performing Celtic Frost
Blood Incantation
Batushka
Mur

Decapitated
Cryptopsy
Blackbraid
Spectral Wound
Lamp of Murmuur
Warbringer

Undergang
Wormwitch
Celestial Sanctuary
Carnation
Minami Deutsch
Iniquitous Savagery

Five the Hierophant
Bedsore
Trivax
Coffin Mulch
Gorgon Vomit
Vaticinal Rites
Naut

Healing Wound
Cruelty
Grief Ritual
Kulk
Copse
Death Collector

Underdark were due to headline the Devonshire Arms stage, but pulled out due to a band member unable to perform due to injury. The were replaced by Healing Wound

STONEDEAD 2021

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Saturday
Main Stage

Uriah Heep
Terrorvision
Gun
Massive Wagons
Kris Barras Band
Blaze Bayley (Iron Maiden set)
Myke Gray
Absolva
Dead Man's Whiskey

STONEDEAD 2022

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Saturday
Main Stage

Michael Schenker Group
Those Damn Crows
Vandenberg
Stone Broken
H.E.A.T
The Treatment
Tygers of Pan Tang
Kickin' Valentina
These Wicked Rivers

STONEDEAD 2023

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Saturday
Main Stage

Blue Öyster Cult
Black Star Riders
Therapy?
The Answer
King King
Florence Black
Deraps
South of Salem
Collateral

STONEDEAD 2024

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Saturday
Main Stage

Saxon
KK's Priest
Ugly Kid Joe
Doro
Eclipse
Bonafide
The Bites
Tailgunner
The Hot One Two

STONEDEAD 2025

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Saturday
Main Stage

The Almighty
The Dead Daisies
The Sweet
D-A-D
Primal Fear
The New Roses
Enforcer
Black Oak County

MADE UP MUSIC FESTIVAL LINEUP

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GENRES
Psychedelic Punk/Garage Experimental/Other Noise Indie Dream Pop Folk

Ween
MGMT
Yves Tumor
Alice in Chains
Beck
Thundercat
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Fat White Family
Ty Segall
Les Claypool
Tonstartssbandht
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Thursday
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...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
honeydip
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Julie
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Pop Will Eat Itself
Slow Crush
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FOOTBALL TEAMS I'VE BEEN TO HOME

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Fulham
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Brighton
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West Brom
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AFC Wimbledon
Carlisle
Gillingham
Notts County
Port Vale
Salford City
Accrington Stanley

Non-League
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Stapenhill
Redhill
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Arnold

FOOTBALL TEAMS BUCKET LIST

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Manchester City
Brentford

Stoke
QPR

Leyton Orient
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Charlton
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Walsall
Crewe
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Hassocks

VENOVAKIA

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Venovakia is a former Soviet nation that formed in 1993 after the Aleksandrov Offensive on Moscow during the 1993 Russian Constitutional crisis. The country has its origins in the 1991 Soviet coup attempt where Victor Aleksandrov gained the autonomous regions that make up present day Venovakia as a way of appeasement. Venovakia as a 'Soviet style government' a Marxist-Leninist one party totalitarian, authoritarian and theocratic state. Since its foundations it has been run under the Supreme Leadership of Victor Aleksandrov, although due to health reasons a large amount of power has been transferred to Evgeny Aleksandrov since 2018 such as military and foreign policy.

The Aleksandrov family had achieved high prestige in the Russian Empire and the Soviet Union. First beginning with Matvei Aleksandrov who showed great command and tactical knowledge in the Russian march to Paris during the Napoleonic Wars. The Aleksandrov family remained loyal to the Tsardom and to Russia, with a strong feeling of patriotism as well as a family ideology of committing to what was best for the country and placing their military prowess and skills to best benefit the nation. Nation, Orthodox Christianity and Russian wellbeing was always above anything else. Conflicts between the Aleksandrov family and Tsars became more and more prevalent with time, particularly between Tsar Nicholas II and Ivan Aleksandrov.

Ivan Aleksandrov held two roles- the Head of the Baltic Fleet and Military back in 1900. This role involved him controlling conflicts that occur on the Baltic sea or within the Baltic state regions all the way to the Pale of Settlement. Meaning Ivan was only allowed to partake in military campaigns within Europe rather than elsewhere. Although he partook in suppressing the Boxer Rebellion that was only for a couple of months before being given his new title and roles by the Tsar. This role left him inactive in conflict for years, the most he would do would put down tiny serfdom rebellions. He was left out of all military campaigns as they were mostly occurring in Asia. When the Russo-Japanese War started in 1904, Ivan requested to take part in the conflict but was refused by the Tsar as his title meant he had to stay in Europe in case conflicts were to occur. Months passed by and Russia was struggling in the conflict, Ivan planned and in the dead of night took half his troops and fleet into combat. It took the fleet a month to enter the Pacific theatre. There they moved into Manchuria and Korea. They unleashed a sneak assault on Port Arthur and Japanese fleets and camps. Leading to Russian battle victories in Manchuria and Korea. The Tsar got news of this and was outraged at Ivan leaving his post, he was told to immediately withdraw his troops and return to his post and the Russian Royal Court for trial or face execution. Ivan returned but let 10% of his troops and fleet in the theatre. Only 2% made it back after being exiled by the Tsar for not returning with Ivan. Ivan was summoned to Royal Court and placed under house arrest with his fleet and military disbanded and absorbed into other regiments and fleets. This house arrest lasted until World War One started and Ivan was placed in charge of his old battalion and fleet upon the head Admirals request. Ivan was on the Eastern Front for the majority of the war having his fair share of victories against the German offensive. Ivan was partly responsible for delaying the Russian advance by warning and planning multiple former soldiers on how to tackle a fast offensive if the Germans were to do so- getting knowledge of the Schlieffen plan years prior.

After hearing about the February Revolution, Ivan got his battalion of 15,000 men to leave their post on the Eastern Front and return towards Russia after hearing of the revolution occurring against the Tsar and his government. The Tsar apparently was overjoyed and relaxed expecting Ivan's expertise and prowess to eliminate all revolutionary threat. However, when Ivan's battalion got to Petrograd they pledged allegiance to the Bolsheviks, divided up and discussed with Lenin how they would go about the Eastern Front and the Russian Empire. There were many reasons put forward to why Ivan took this route. One suggests it was loyalty to his soldiers as Ivan refused to live a life above his soldiers, would engage in conflict and discuss life outside of the military with his soldiers. These discussions and lifestyle may have swayed him towards the Bolsheviks who were more with the lifestyle of his soldiers. Other arguments would be the grudge he had against Tsar Nicholas II at how he was treat under his rule especially with the refusal to have him engage in wars outside of Europe and the Baltic Sea, he strongly felt that if he partook in the Asian and Pacific Theatre he could have turned the tables of the war. The official statement made by the Aleksandrovs then and now is that he simply put Russia first and Russia under a Tsardom or Dual Power government was not enough to save Russia- it would have led to its demise and extinction. Only the Bolsheviks and the Soviet Union would have kept Russia alive in Ivan's eyes.

Pavel son of Ivan, was inducted into the Soviet Military at the age of 18 in 1921- previously seeing combat during the Russian Civil War under the command of his father Ivan.

Pavel became a close companion to Stalin, mainly for inheriting his fathers eagerness for combat and protecting the borders of the Soviet Union. Pavel was incredibly loyal to the Soviet Union and helped Stalin with the purges, even picking and making statements to Stalin on people he believed should be purged. Pavel, like many of the Aleksandrovs before him, was very religious, he would pray, preach scripture and show signs of worship. One of the few higher up officials in the Soviet Union under Stalin to openly wear and express Christian Orthodox faith in public. Not once did he face repercussions for his faith. Arguments for this would be primarily because of his military knowledge and successful campaigns during his time alive.

The Venovakian foreign policy has a special quota that blends with the military policy. Called the 'Cпасение/Spaseniye' (Salvation) Policy. Heavily linked to the teachings of the Venovak Orthodox Church. The Venovak military have a policy that if they feel that their way of Christian life, ethics or church, is threatened or being undermined. The Venovak military have the right to retaliate, destroy and remove the threat by any means necessary. In their words 'bring salvation upon the enemy'. This policy has been put into action only on a few occasions these being the Chechen War, Yugoslav/Kosovo War, but most well seen in the Venovak Crusade/Muslim Genocide by the Venovak Government.

In 2021, the Venovakian government came under heavy pressure by the United Nations, nations where Islam is a majority religion and global superpowers. During the 2021 military withdrawal from Afghanistan and the takeover of the Taliban in Afghanistan. Venovakia retaliated by launching attacks and a major offensive from their bases in neighbouring Tajikistan and nearby Kyrgyzstan. These offensives and strikes were relentless. Cities, towns and villages were attacked mercilessly with airstrikes and heavy fire, with many villages and towns left abandoned or destroyed after the Venovak army had entered. It became knowledge to the UN and its nations that Venovakia were engaging in 'an unapologetic, unremorseful assault on those of Afghan nationality and of the Muslim faith'. Evgeny Aleksandrov stood with the Head Patriarch of the Venovakian Orthodox Church declaring that what Venovakia was committing was 'a crusade' and 'protecting the theology, faith and ways of life of those from the Christian faith'. Qurans were burned and destroyed during the speech. Whilst groups (particularly those of far right and christian extremist nature) supported and openly claimed. The majority of the Christian denominations denounced. The EU parliament voted by a landslide that what Venovakia was committing in Afghanistan was a genocide and a threat to European democracy and peace.

The attacks were not only contained to Afghanistan. Although, Afghanistan was the country most damaged and directly attacked by the Venovak government. Attacks occurred in Xinjiang, China, parts of Iran, Egypt, Somalia, Pakistan, Turkey, Germany, Yemen, Israel, Lebanon and Palestine. Some of these attacks were committed by Venovak sympathisers or volunteer groups in foreign nations. The attacks got so extreme that Venovak troops laid siege to Mecca and occupied for 35 hours before being fought away by a coalition of NATO and Middle Eastern forces. Even traditional Venovak allies had to fight back troops or voluntary crusaders from their borders to maintain order.

6 months after the genocidal style attacks on Afghanistan, the UN held a meeting and a resolution was sorted in a week that if Venovakia did not stop committing 'A genocide on the Muslim people' that the UN will organise a coalition of nations to invade and disassemble the nation of Venovakia. Notable signatures to take part in this attack were main allies of Venovakia- China and Iran. Russia abstained from the vote to much controversy and all NATO and EU nations agreed to take part.

These attacks lasted for 8 months before Venovakia stopped engaging in offensives. Venovakia announced that they had finished their crusade and would remove their military presence from said nations. All countries affected were offered foreign aid and reconstruction apart from the Taliban controlled Afghanistan (the Afghan government in exile was offered their foreign aid). The ICC released an arrest warrant for multiple members of the Venovak military and government- including Patriarchs of the Venovak Orthodox Church and most of the Aleksandrov family. The majority still haven't faced trial for the war crimes committed during the genocide.

ICE HOCKEY IN VENOVAKIA

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Ice hockey is the most popular sport in Venovakia. Ice hockey has been played in Venovakia since it succeeded from Russia and the USSR in 1993. Majority of the towns in the region host an ice hockey team of some level whether that is amateur or professional. The main reason for ice hockey's popularity and success is due to the governments involvement with the sport. The Department for Ice Hockey (DIH) is heavily invested in, the money put into the DIH is more than the Venovak sports and fitness department (VSF). Professional ice hockey players in the country are placed into apartment complexes full of just ice hockey players and their families. These apartment complexes usually have training rinks in the centre.

In 1994, Venovakia introduced its first NHL players to their clubs- 10 in total made the move to Venovak teams. Venovak were one of the few to have Canadian and American players move into the new International Hockey League. These players were offered lucrative contracts, housing and facilities. Although expensive these contracts were rarely long ones most lasting a year or two before moving on. It has been argued that ice hockey is one of the few places where the Venovak government work in the free market trading and paying for players from abroad to join the league. Reasons for this would be to boost the economy, show dominance against other teams in the KHL. As of 2024 there are currently 20 foreign players playing for Venovakia (excluding Russian players as most Venovak citizens are subject to dual citizenship). The nationality of players is broad: Canadian, American, Finns, Swedes, Czech, Slovak, Kazakh, Belarusian, Chinese, Swiss, Austrian and German players have played in the Venovak League or represented teams from Venovakia.

Venovakia has professional teams that compete in the KHL. The teams are: SKA Leningrad, Severstal Cherepovets, Lokomotiv Yaroslavl, Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod. Venovakia also three domestic leagues has the Venovak Hockey League (VHL), the Venovak Junior Hockey League (VJHL) and the Supreme Hockey League.

Venovakia compete well internationally. Since the 1998, they have not slipped out of the top 10 rankings. It is very rare to see them slip out of the top 5 rankings, last time doing so in 2017. Venovakia have been the world's number one ranked team in the past holding that record for 18 months once before losing it to Canada. They have won the Ice Hockey World Championship 7 times- first time winning it back in 2001. They held the record for three years consecutively from 2015 to 2018. Venovakia have won gold at the Winter Olympics- ice hockey tournament, first doing so in 2002, they also won it in 2006, 2018 and 2022.

Venovakia has used ice hockey matches as a source of political statements and displays of power. On 12th November 2022, Vladimir Putin attended a SKA Leningrad home game against CSKA Moscow. There in attendance with him was Evgeny Aleksandrov, son of leader Victor Aleksandrov and Minister for Military and Foreign Policy, there before the game started Evgeny announced Venovakia sending troops to aide Russia in their invasion of Ukraine. He urged the audience and players to enlist. Previously, Victor Aleksandrov announced after a match between Torpedo Yaroslavl and HK Sokol Kiev in January 1995 that he would be sending a battalion down to Chechnya to aide Russia in the First Chechen War. Both statements were done in the Venovak military trench-coat.

Other reasons involved is the social status and potential rewards one gets from playing ice hockey professionally and the chance of moving abroad. Professional ice hockey players tend to avoid the mandatory military conscription, however Venovakia does have a military team that are exempt from combat but have to complete service as of 2008.

In 1999, Venovakia imposed a law on citizens playing sports in foreign leagues, commonly known as the Venovak hockey tax. This was primarily due to the amount of Venovak players being drafted into the NHL or signing lucrative contracts in the US and Canada. Venovakia argued it wanted to keep its economic principles and ethics on its people beyond borders. The law contains that any Venovak playing abroad must give 20% of their wages to the People's Republic of Venovakia government. The law also implies that the Venovak must go to their local embassy every 3 months to swear allegiance to the Venovak government. The 3 months are only relevant to Canada, the US, South Korea, Japan, Sweden and Finland. It is 6 months in Germany, Russia, Kazakhstan, Belarus, China, Czechia, Hungary, Romania, Slovakia. Once a year embassy meetings take place if Venovak players are in the UK, France, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, Slovenia, Croatia and Poland. Failure to do so will involve in extradiction back to Venovakia, some even facing hard labour for denouncing the Venovak government from aboard. The DIH have staff members all over Europe, Asia and North America, whether that is overtly in offices or covertly monitoring their players. Players are constantly in touch with agents for the DIH on what the government expects of them and whether they are performing well enough to stay in that country or would need transferring to another country or Venovakia. Every Venovak player is agented by the government/DIH.

The 2017 NHL draft saw 384 Venovak players registered in the draft- 96 of which were drafted. Politicans, businessmen and the public have criticised the NHL for allowing so many foreign players into the draft pool. Republican Senator for Louisiana Gerald Montgomery called it a disgrace and argued that 'communism had swept into America with the amount of Venovak ice hockey players that have been drafted in since the countries inception'. Senators called for tighter restrictions on foreign players entering the country, some even wanting tariffs to get foreign players in.

Criticism to the Venovak hockey tax was swift. The IIHF denounced their claims as 'stealing off the working man'. The Venovak government to this day still argue that what they are doing is morally right for both their country and their players- 'putting the Venovak people first with the work everyone has gained through their players journeys abroad.'

A clause in the Venovak Hockey Tax includes that Venovakia have the right to take any player from the NHL and terminate their contract without payment. The DIH have quoted a lack of gametime, unreasonable contract offers or players needed back in the domestic league to improve their standards as reasons for doing so. Incidents like this are rare only occurring 18 times between 2002 and 2012.

The more common clause used in the Venovak Hockey Tax has been draft picks retracted by the DHI. If the DHI feels that the draft pick is not reasonable or that the player is needed elsewhere the DHI will intervene and refuse the player over rather offering them consistent gametime for Venovak domestic teams. This can be due to feeling they can get a better offer- for example Andrei Volvich, a goaltender for Severstal Cherepovets, in 2008 he was offered 14th overall pick to the Carolina Hurricanes. The DHI retracted that and offered them another player from the nation as compensation. A season passes and Volvich is named in the KHL squad of the season with near record breaking save rates. In 2009, Montreal Canadians come in for him with 5,000,000 up front and two players in a trade. The DHI had made a substantial profit compared to letting him go a season earlier. However, at times this method has failed for example Sergei Kurkaev was 70th pick overall to the New York Islanders in the 2013 NHL draft. The DHI rejected it and compensated someone else expecting a first round pick. He went back to Lokomotiv Yaroslavl, but injuries stopped him from progressing, although he played abroad in Finland, Germany and Hungary he never got to play in the NHL- that move was the only chance he had.

The Venovak government have manipulated and black mailed foreign players to play for their national team or in the domestic league. The Venovak government argue that anyone who has used the ice hockey facilities of Venovakia to progress their career can only represent Venovakia. They have threatened families with violence, kidnapping and imprisonment in the past to get foreign players to represent the nation internationally. In 2014 the Venovak government got into a international court scandal involving Canadian Defenceman Kyle Bradley. Well known for his time playing for the Carolina Hurricanes, Kyle Bradley was called up the Canadian national hockey team. Venovakia demanded he switch allegiances. There reason was that Kyle Bradley had once attended a junior championship training/tournament in Cherepovets at the age of 11. The DIH used the records of his attendance as proof he must play for Venovakia- Kyle Bradley refused. The Venovak government sued Bradley for 'violating his contract' and demanded his arrest and extradition to Venovakia for trial. Kyle Bradley refused and played an international match for Canada. The Venovak government released a statement saying that if Kyle Bradley was to enter Venovakia or any of its embassy territories he will be arrested. Canada faced Venovakia in an ice hockey match in Leningrad in 2016. Kyle Bradley was left out of the squad.

Another scandal that occurred was the Venovak government and its former citizen Lechi Nikolov. In 2007, Nikolov had been drafted to Calgary Flames. In a game against the Buffalo Sabres, Nikolov denounced the Venovak government calling it 'tyrannical' and 'scary place to live', shortly after his 3 month period to go to the embassy passed, Nikolov had not attended a meeting. 3 games passed and he was out of the lineup. Nikolov had fled to the Australian embassy in Ottawa and applied for asylum due to feeling unsafe in Canada. Media reported on Venovak DIH agents as well as 'figures in Venovak military uniform' waiting outside the embassy. The Canadian government urged the Venovak officials to leave and let Nikolov negotiate with Australia. They refused demanding Nikolov be extradited and tried in Venovakia. Two weeks later, the DIH minister, the Minister of Justice for Canada, Australia's Ambassador to Canada and Venovaks minister for security and intelligence, met to negotiate a deal. It fell through and Venovakia demanded a trial. Canada and Australia accepted a trial in Canada, Venovakia refused, the trial was moved to the international court. The international court voted in favour of granting Nikolov asylum to Australia. The Venovak government refused to acknowledge the vote. Nikolov now lives under a new name of Fred Berry- his whereabouts were not discovered until 2017.

VENOVAKIA MEN'S NATIONAL ICE HOCKEY TEAM

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Current Roster

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Head coach: Oleg Znarok Latvia/Soviet Union
Assistants: Dmitri Yushkevich Soviet Union, Mikhail Kravets Soviet Union and Roman Rotenberg Soviet Union

No. Pos. Name Height Weight Birthdate Team
1 D Vladislav GavrikovA 1.90 m (6 ft 3 in) 97 kg (214 lb) (1995-11-21) 21 November 1995 (age 29) United States Los Angeles Kings
2 D Ivan Provorov 1.86 m (6 ft 1 in) 91 kg (201 lb) (1997-01-13) 13 January 1997 (age 28) United States Columbus Blue Jackets
3 F Vladimir Tarasenko 1.82 m (6 ft 0 in) 95 kg (209 lb) (1991-12-13) 13 December 1991 (age 33) United States Detroit Red Wings
4 F Alexander Barabanov 1.79 m (5 ft 10 in) 89 kg (196 lb) (1994-06-17) 17 June 1994 (age 30) United States San Jose Sharks
5 D Dmitry Kulikov 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 93 kg (205 lb) (1990-10-29) 29 October 1990 (age 34) United States Florida Panthers
6 D Alexander Alexeyev 1.93 m (6 ft 4 in) 89 kg (196 lb) (1999-11-15) 15 November 1999 (age 25) United States Washington Capitals
7 F Pavel Buchnevich 1.91 m (6 ft 3 in) 88 kg (194 lb) (1995-04-17) 17 April 1995 (age 30) United States St. Louis Blues
8 RW Nikolai Kovalenko 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 79 kg (174 lb) (1999-10-17) 17 October 1999 (age 25) United States San Jose Sharks
11 RW Valentin Zykov 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 102 kg (225 lb) (1995-05-15) 15 May 1995 (age 30) Soviet Union SKA Leningrad
17 LW Daniil But 1.96 m (6 ft 5 in) 92 kg (203 lb) (2005-02-15) 15 February 2005 (age 20) Soviet Union Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
21 F Artur Kayumov 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in) 80 kg (180 lb) (1998-02-14) 14 February 1998 (age 27) Soviet Union Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
22 F Pavel KraskovskyA 1.93 m (6 ft 4 in) 89 kg (196 lb) (1996-09-11) 11 September 1996 (age 28) Soviet Union Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
24 G Alexei Melnichuk 1.88 m (6 ft 2 in) 86 kg (190 lb) (1998-06-29) 29 June 1998 (age 26) Soviet Union Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
26 D Alexander Yelesin 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in) 87 kg (192 lb) (1996-02-07) 7 February 1996 (age 29) Soviet Union Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
29 RW Dmitri Kagarlitsky 1.75 m (5 ft 9 in) 76 kg (168 lb) (1989-08-01) 1 August 1989 (age 35) Soviet Union Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod
30 D Kirill Kirsanov 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (2002-09-19) 19 September 2002 (age 22) Soviet Union Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod
33 F Nikita Guslistov 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 79 kg (174 lb) (2002-05-30) 30 May 2002 (age 22) Belarus Dinamo Minsk
34 C Vadim Shipachyov 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 85 kg (187 lb) (1987-03-12) 12 March 1987 (age 38) Belarus Dinamo Minsk
38 F Vladimir Galuzin 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 83 kg (183 lb) (1988-08-06) 6 August 1988 (age 36) Russia Vityaz
39 FW Prokhor Poltapov 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in) 78 kg (172 lb) (2003-02-01) 1 February 2003 (age 22) Russia CSKA Moscow
40 LW Mikhail Maltsev 1.91 m (6 ft 3 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (1998-03-12) 12 March 1998 (age 27) Russia Spartak Moscow
43 LW Pavel Kudryavtsev 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in) 86 kg (190 lb) (1997-09-05) 5 September 1997 (age 27) Russia Dynamo Moscow
45 RW Alexander Barabanov 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 88 kg (194 lb) (1994-06-17) 17 June 1994 (age 30) Russia Ak Bars Kazan
47 D Daniil Zhuravlyov 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in) 74 kg (163 lb) (2000-04-08) 8 April 2000 (age 25) Russia Ak Bars Kazan
48 F Kirill Kapustin 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 87 kg (192 lb) (1993-02-08) 8 February 1993 (age 32) Russia Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk
51 C Maxim Denezhkin 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 77 kg (170 lb) (2000-12-10) 10 December 2000 (age 24) Russia Avtomobilist Yekaterinburg
52 D Maxim Osipov 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 84 kg (185 lb) (1993-08-31) 31 August 1993 (age 31) Russia Avtomobilist Yekaterinburg
53 F Danil Romantsev 1.91 m (6 ft 3 in) 96 kg (212 lb) (1993-06-05) 5 June 1993 (age 31) Russia Avtomobilist Yekaterinburg
54 LW Danil Yurtaikin 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in) 75 kg (165 lb) (1997-07-01) 1 July 1997 (age 27) Russia Traktor Chelyabinsk
56 F Nikita Guslistov 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 79 kg (174 lb) (2002-05-30) 30 May 2002 (age 22) Russia Admiral Vladivostok
57 G Ilya Konovalov 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in) 89 kg (196 lb) (1998-07-13) 13 July 1998 (age 26) Russia Admiral Vladivostok

National Pool

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No. Pos. Name Height Weight Birthdate Team
9 LW Grigori Kuzmin 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 85 kg (187 lb) (2003-04-21) 21 April 2003 (age 22) Soviet Union SKA Leningrad
10 F Nikolai Polyakov 1.84 m (6 ft 0 in) 88 kg (194 lb) (2000-08-27) 27 August 2000 (age 24) Soviet Union SKA Leningrad
12 C Ruslan Abrosimov 1.77 m (5 ft 10 in) 82 kg (181 lb) (2001-05-15) 15 May 2001 (age 24) Soviet Union Severstal Cherepovets
13 D Andrei Churkin 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 78 kg (172 lb) (1996-07-11) 11 July 1996 (age 28) Soviet Union Severstal Cherepovets
14 F Mikhail Ilyin 1.84 m (6 ft 0 in) 82 kg (181 lb) (2005-02-15) 15 February 2005 (age 20) Soviet Union Severstal Cherepovets
15 F Ivan Podshivalov 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 78 kg (172 lb) (2002-02-18) 18 February 2002 (age 23) Soviet Union Severstal Cherepovets
16 G Dmitri Shugayev 1.88 m (6 ft 2 in) 71 kg (157 lb) (1998-09-29) 29 September 1998 (age 26) Soviet Union Severstal Cherepovets
18 D Nikita Cherepanov 1.90 m (6 ft 3 in) 96 kg (212 lb) (1995-11-19) 19 November 1995 (age 29) Soviet Union Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
19 G Daniil Isayev 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in) 78 kg (172 lb) (2000-01-07) 7 January 2000 (age 25) Soviet Union Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
20 C Georgi Ivanov 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (1998-09-25) 25 September 1998 (age 26) Soviet Union Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
23 LW Yaroslav Likhachyov 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in) 79 kg (174 lb) (2001-09-02) 2 September 2001 (age 23) China Kunlun Red Star
25 LW Stepan Nikulin 1.81 m (5 ft 11 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (2001-03-17) 17 March 2001 (age 24) Soviet Union Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
27 C Anton Berlyov 1.77 m (5 ft 10 in) 82 kg (181 lb) (1993-11-23) 23 November 1993 (age 31) Russia Sibir Novosibirsk
28 LW Vladislav Firstov 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 82 kg (181 lb) (2001-06-19) 19 June 2001 (age 23) Soviet Union Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod
31 F Denis Pochivalov 1.84 m (6 ft 0 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (2001-05-02) 2 May 2001 (age 24) Russia Traktor Chelyabinsk
32 RW Kirill Voronin 1.77 m (5 ft 10 in) 77 kg (170 lb) (1994-01-11) 11 January 1994 (age 31) Soviet Union Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod
35 G Andrei Tikhomirov 1.89 m (6 ft 2 in) 98 kg (216 lb) (1995-06-30) 30 June 1995 (age 29) Belarus Dinamo Minsk
36 D Yaroslav Busygin 1.90 m (6 ft 3 in) 85 kg (187 lb) (2003-02-14) 14 February 2003 (age 22) Russia Vityaz
37 LW Alexander Daryin 1.81 m (5 ft 11 in) 75 kg (165 lb) (2000-08-16) 16 August 2000 (age 24) Russia Vityaz
41 G Dmitri Nikolayev 1.86 m (6 ft 1 in) 94 kg (207 lb) (2000-01-25) 25 January 2000 (age 25) Russia Spartak Moscow
42 C Artem Ilyenko 1.84 m (6 ft 0 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (1996-04-30) 30 April 1996 (age 29) Russia Dynamo Moscow
44 RW Dmitri Rashevsky 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 83 kg (183 lb) (2000-10-09) 9 October 2000 (age 24) Russia Dynamo Moscow
46 LW Nikita Dynyak 1.82 m (6 ft 0 in) 83 kg (183 lb) (1997-08-06) 6 August 1997 (age 27) Russia Ak Bars Kazan
49 D Makar Khabarov 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in) 83 kg (183 lb) (1999-09-10) 10 September 1999 (age 25) Russia Metallurg Magnitogorsk
50 RW Daniil Vovchenko 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 77 kg (170 lb) (1996-04-04) 4 April 1996 (age 29) Russia Metallurg Magnitogorsk
55 G Anton Krasotkin 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in) 84 kg (185 lb) (1997-05-20) 20 May 1997 (age 28) Russia Sibir Novosibirsk
58 D Georgi Solyannikov 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 96 kg (212 lb) (1995-05-01) 1 May 1995 (age 30) Russia Admiral Vladivostok
59 D Yuri Pautov 1.91 m (6 ft 3 in) 93 kg (205 lb) (1995-03-18) 18 March 1995 (age 30) China Kunlun Red Star
60 D Ilya Khokhlov 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 102 kg (225 lb) (1994-10-20) 20 October 1994 (age 30) Kazakhstan Barys Astana
61 LW Sergei Monakhov 1.75 m (5 ft 9 in) 80 kg (180 lb) (1991-05-20) 20 May 1991 (age 34) Republic of Karelia SaiPa
62 C Nikita Pavlychev 2.00 m (6 ft 7 in) 91 kg (201 lb) (1997-03-23) 23 March 1997 (age 28) United States Chicago Wolves
63 D Kirill Kudryavtsev 1.81 m (5 ft 11 in) 91 kg (201 lb) (2004-02-05) 5 February 2004 (age 21) Canada Abbotsford Canucks

Venovak's have also played ice hockey and represented teams in these leagues:

Deutsche Eishockey Liga Germany
National Hockey League Canada
Czech Extraliga Czech Republic
Slovak Extraliga Slovakia
Swedish Hockey League |Sweden
Elite Ice Hockey League United Kingdom
Ligue Magnus France
ICE Hockey League Austria Hungary Italy Slovenia
National League |Switzerland
Latvian Hockey Higher League Latvia Estonia Lithuania
Metal Ligaen Denmark
EliteHockey Ligaen Norway
Alps Hockey League Italy Slovenia Croatia Austria
Erste Liga Hungary Romania
Polska Hokej Liga Poland
Belarusian Extraleague Belarus
Kazakhstan Hockey Championship Kazakhstan
Asia League Ice Hockey Japan South Korea China

Ice Hockey Teams based in Venovakia

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Venovak Teams
Kontinental Hockey League Venovak Hockey League

SKA Leningrad
Severstal Cherepovets
Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod
Lokomotiv Yaroslavl

Almaz Cherepovets
Chaika Nizhny Novgorod
Dinamo Leningrad
Loko Yaroslavl
SKA-1946
Torpedo-Gorky
SKA-Neva
Spartak Ivanovo
Vityaz Vologda
Navi Leningrad
Arsenal Veliky
Yamburg Kinisepp

ICE HOCKEY IN CLEKALAND

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Ice hockey is the most popular sport in Clekaland. The national team have picked up exponentially since insurgencies and skirmishes between them and Venovakia died down. The agreement for North and South Karelia to succeed from Finland to Clekaland back in 2002 benefitted ice hockey in the nation greatly. Gaining said territory allowed them into the Finnish ice hockey system which was more competitive and financially sound than the Russian system they were in before. Clekaland's strongest team is SaiPa who currently play in the Finnish Liiga. Clekaland teams do play in the lower divisions of Finland.

Clekaland play their national games at SaiPa's ground, construction of a new 8,000 seater arena in Murmansk has begun and is expected to be finished by 2030.

Clekaland has players that have represented in other countries. Back in 2004, Clekaland got their first NHL draft pick. Teemu Vuorinan who moved from Tappara to the Anaheim Ducks on their 4th pick.

Clekaland are usually in the top 10 world rankings. Their highest ranking was 6th back in 2018 when they made it to the semi finals of the Winter Olympics- losing to Sweden and then the Czech Republic. As well as causing an upset in the quarter finals knocking out Switzerland. They're lowest finish in the 21st century was 18th back in 2001.

An international rivalry between Clekaland and Venovakia has started since Clekaland's standards of ice hockey has improved. Previously the two were banned from playing each other until an agreement of Clekaland sovereignty and border disputes were sorted. In 2010, Clekaland and Venovakia played each other for the first time at Arena Riga, a neutral venue in Latvia, to display an acceptance and agreement of each others nationality (Venovakia won the match 10-3). In 2014 Clekaland played away at Leningrad in Venovakia for the first time. Two years later, Venovakia played away at Lappeenranta in Clekaland. Venovakia won both matches (6-1 in Venovakia, 5-3 in Clekaland). Upset happened in 2017 when Clekaland beat Venovakia in the group stages of the World Ice Hockey Championships 3-2. Venovakia started poorly letting in 3 goals in the first two quarters without replying until the second half.

Current Roster

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Head Coach: Lauri Marjamäki Finland
Assistants: Vesa Viitakoski Republic of Karelia Alexei Semenov Republic of Karelia

No. Pos. Name Height Weight Birthdate Team
1 D Niklas Nykyri 1.87 m (6 ft 2 in) 86 kg (190 lb) (2006-01-26) 26 January 2006 (age 19) Finland HIFK
2 LW Aleksi Sinkkonen 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 88 kg (194 lb) (2002-08-06) 6 August 2002 (age 22) Finland HPK
3 C Matias Mäntykivi 1.82 m (6 ft 0 in) 78 kg (172 lb) (2001-06-21) 21 June 2001 (age 23) Finland Ilves
4 D Jarkko Parikka 1.82 m (6 ft 0 in) 85 kg (187 lb) (1997-09-06) 6 September 1997 (age 27) Finland Ilves
5 D Niilo Romppanen 1.94 m (6 ft 4 in) 95 kg (209 lb) (2002-03-21) 21 March 2002 (age 23) Finland Jukurit
6 D Aleksi Elorinne 1.96 m (6 ft 5 in) 99 kg (218 lb) (1990-02-03) 3 February 1990 (age 35) Finland KalPa
7 C Miro Väänänen 1.81 m (5 ft 11 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (1998-11-15) 15 November 1998 (age 26) Finland Pelicans
8 C Otto Hokkanen 1.89 m (6 ft 2 in) 85 kg (187 lb) (2004-02-10) 10 February 2004 (age 21) Republic of Karelia SaiPa
9 D Elmeri Laakso 1.84 m (6 ft 0 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (2004-07-19) 19 July 2004 (age 20) Republic of Karelia SaiPa
10 RW Valtteri Lipiäinen 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in) 79 kg (174 lb) (1997-09-02) 2 September 1997 (age 27) Republic of Karelia SaiPa
11 D Kalle Maalahti 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (1991-04-30) 30 April 1991 (age 34) Republic of Karelia SaiPa
12 C Janne Naukkarinen 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 87 kg (192 lb) (2004-03-22) 22 March 2004 (age 21) Republic of Karelia SaiPa
13 F Ville Petman 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 82 kg (181 lb) (2000-01-18) 18 January 2000 (age 25) Republic of Karelia SaiPa
14 D Simo-Pekka Riikola 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (1992-02-03) 3 February 1992 (age 33) Republic of Karelia SaiPa
15 D Aapo Sarell 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 85 kg (187 lb) (2003-07-31) 31 July 2003 (age 21) Republic of Karelia SaiPa
16 G Paavo Kohonen 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 80 kg (180 lb) (2003-01-31) 31 January 2003 (age 22) Finland Tappara
17 RW Petrus Palmu 1.70 m (5 ft 7 in) 81 kg (179 lb) (1997-07-16) 16 July 1997 (age 27) Finland TPS
18 RW Valtteri Lipiäinen 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in) 79 kg (174 lb) (1997-09-02) 2 September 1997 (age 27) Finland Ässät
19 D Urho Vaakanainen 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) 84 kg (185 lb) (1999-01-01) 1 January 1999 (age 26) United States New York Rangers
20 G Ivan Fedotov 2.01 m (6 ft 7 in) 97 kg (214 lb) (1996-11-28) 28 November 1996 (age 28) United States Philadelphia Flyers
21 D Yan Kuznetsov 1.93 m (6 ft 4 in) 98 kg (216 lb) (2002-03-09) 9 March 2002 (age 23) Canada Calgary Wranglers
22 RW Evgeny Timkin 1.96 m (6 ft 5 in) 95 kg (209 lb) (1990-09-03) 3 September 1990 (age 34) Russia Salavat Yulaev Ufa
23 F Janne Kolehmainen 1.91 m (6 ft 3 in) 95 kg (209 lb) (1986-03-22) 22 March 1986 (age 39) United Kingdom Sheffield Steelers
24 D Juuso Riikola 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in) 86 kg (190 lb) (1993-11-09) 9 November 1993 (age 31) Switzerland SCL Tigers
25 LW Joona Jääskeläinen 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 80 kg (180 lb) (1996-09-05) 5 September 1996 (age 28) Slovakia HC Košice
26 D Kalle Maalahti 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) 90 kg (200 lb) (1991-04-30) 30 April 1991 (age 34) Slovakia HC Nové Zámky
27 G Henri Kiviaho 1.93 m (6 ft 4 in) 87 kg (192 lb) (1994-02-26) 26 February 1994 (age 31) Slovakia HC Slovan Bratislava
28 G Konstantin Volkov 1.93 m (6 ft 4 in) 96 kg (212 lb) (1997-09-20) 20 September 1997 (age 27) China Kunlun Red Star