User:Red Goatee

Me, My Life and I

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This user is a bibliophile.

This user likes to spin pens.

This user is a tobacco smoker.

This user is against monarchy.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user supports EU enlargement.

This user wants all of Europe to adopt the euro.

This European wants to elect their President!

What I Eat

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This user is an omnivore.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user is a cereal killer.

What I Drink

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This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks coffee.

This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

FantaThis user drinks Fanta Orange.

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

My Poison

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This user drinks wine.

This user drinks beer.

This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.

Being from a civilised *urp* nation, I spell whisky without an 'E'

This user drinks. Period.

Let the Games Begin

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This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

Deus ExThis user wears sunglasses during night operations.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

Music

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cRap	This user can't stand rap music.

This user sings only in the shower.

AC/
DCThis user is a fan of AC/DC.

This user don't wanna miss a thing.

This user loves
The Beatles.

This user is The Walrus

b-182This user fell in love with a girl at the rock show.

BJThis user is livin' on a prayer.

^TCThis user listens to The Clash.

TD	This user is a rider on the storm.

FFThis user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand.

This user doesn't look a thing like Jesus.

I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day!

When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.

MUSEThis user will be chasing a Starlight.

  All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.

QueenYou can kiss my ass goodbye!
— Freddie Mercury - 1975

The WhoThis user plays a mean pinball.

CASHThis user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

EPThis user thinks Elvis is still alive.

This user sees the answers blowin’ in the wind.