User:Qadri223/sandbox/Archive 1

Dear Wikipedians, we, the Uncyclopedians, have decided to close this account, as he has depression and bipolar disorder. He may likes Revival, but he may murder you at 3 a.m., which the time he explores the Dark Hour. Currently, he is obsessed with Persona 3 Reload and Your Lie in April.
Please remain calm while Uncyclopedia tries to hijack this account.
Oh! Grand Theft Auto VI will be released after 1 year, 13 days, 21 hours ^[refresh]
This Uncyclopedia message is forged from User:Melecie.^{[April Fools!]}