User:Human 8482746245

I often read Wikipedia articles. Sometimes I see something that could be improved, so I make a note to future me to fix whatever issues I see, or I'll edit on the spot. Sometimes I miss the mark, but I try to abide the style guides here on Wikipedia, so generally feel I'm improving the site. If you disagree or have constructive criticism (or hate mail), you know how to contact me.

Some of my pet interests:

- Recreational drugs (chemistry, sociology, psychology, and historical-subdisciplines, especially)

- Random-ass shit (seriously, you'll wonder how I stumbled upon some of the pages I've edited!).

- Did I mention drugs?

Some people want world peace. Others want a post-scarcity economy. I'm a simple man -- I just want an unbreakable, unalterable, endlessly-operating machine that outputs exactly 10 metric tonnes of 99% pure heroin every hour, just to piss off all the non-heroin using people in the world. Checkmate, prohibitionists!

~ Human 8482746245 in their infinite wisdom

Seriously, though, could y'all just get past your FUD and legalize all drugs already?! Pretty please? I can assure you that all of us "degenerates" are gonna keep using drugs, and we don't care one iota what your opinion on the subject is, so just live and let live and stop being such giant losers. Thanks. I'm gonna go shoot up now.