User:GarethBaloney/sandbox
GarethBaloney-EVRi War
[edit]| GarethBaloney-EVRi War | ||||||||
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| Part of War on Private Equity | ||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||
| Friends And Family Coaltion |
Hermes UK (2017-2022) EVRi (2022-present) | Royal Mail | ||||||
| The Monacos | Advent International | British Forces Post Office | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | ||||||||
| Frank Monaco | Hugo Martin | Keith Williams (2018-present) | ||||||
| Units involved | ||||||||
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1 1983 Mercedes Benz W123 1 2001 Mitsubishi Galant 1 2022 Suzuki Swace At least 3 Suzuki motorcycles THESE HANDS |
100+ vans 1 moped |
41,500+ vans ~10 British Rail Class 325 trains | ||||||
| Strength | ||||||||
| At least 10 | ~9,900 (2025) | ~160,000 (2025) | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||||
| At least 3 cartons of eggs (see Monaco family egging incident) |
16 parcels (2025) 1 Ford Transit van | 2 parcels (2025) | ||||||
The GarethBaloney–EVRi War is an ongoing asymmetric military conflict between the Family And Friends Coalition (FFC), a consumer-based paramilitary and irregular force, and the corporate logistics state of EVRi, a multinational parcel-delivery company with military-grade operational capacity. The war, which began in 2017 following a delivery dispute, has escalated into a full-spectrum conflict involving ground engagements, aerial drone warfare, cyber offensives, and control over maritime shipping routes. Initially viewed as a consumer protest, the conflict evolved into a major civil logistics war when EVRi deployed its security divisions to suppress FFC insurgency cells in English urban centres. The war is widely considered the first modern “Logistics War,” wherein supply chains, consumer infrastructure, and package movement serve as both weapons and targets.
One major battle during the war was the 2022 Frank Monaco egging incident, in which a group of 5 people related to EVRI members threw eggs at the Monaco family household on Halloween.