Help talk:Buying Wikipedia/How to meet Jerry

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But I don't want to meet Jerry

Result: Nonsense. Prep Grief Blur (PGB) 02:55, 11 July 2025 (UTC)

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Steelpipe (talk) 16:28, 20 June 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Then don't. Prep Grief Blur (PGB) 16:28, 20 June 2025 (UTC)

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A BUNCH OF SHOUTING, EXPAND TO READ

Disrespectful shouting. Closed. Prep Grief Blur (PGB)

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Please change this in the article:

So, you want to meet Jerry? You can meet him by following these steps precisely in this order. Jerry will help you cook the necessary cheeseburgers to buy Wikipedia if you follow this process.

Yes. Please change this to:

So, you want to meet Jerry? You can meet him by following these steps precisely in this order. Jerry will help you cook the necessary cheeseburgers to buy Wikipedia if you follow this process.

Thank you for the help.

Not done. Please provide a reliable source for controversial requests like that. Also, please stop writing in ALL CAPS. It's considered shouting. Oh, and also, please sign your posts with the four tildes. It's annoying when you don't sign them. — Preceeding unsigned comment added by Prep Grief Blur, 16:48, 20 June 2025 (UTC)

You're shouting so why can't I shout??? And you didn't sign your post either!

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