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Gallumphinator is a Australian National Treasure born in 2023 to Adalina (last name censored for privacy reasons)
Gallumphinator (nickname Gallumph) is a spicy KING, 72 yrs old in Gallumph years, he signals the beginning of humanities knowledge about the Gallumph tectonic plates.
Gallumph believers strongly adhere to the idea that the tectonic plates of the world are actually rather large Gallumphs, who, when aroused - from their slumber - rise and create earthquakes.
The scientific communities do not with to reveal what *volcanic* eruptions are at this point in time.
Gallumphs several appendages are for various use, and his magnificent ability to stand them erect is one of his most poignant features.
If you encounter a Gallumph in the Wild, you should say the words “Oh Gallumph” and back towards him slowly, taking great care to speed up in your approach if his appendages are erect.
Gallumph has a stare that attracts all.
Evidence of Gallumphs can be found all over the universe, on mars, you really think that big mountains thingy is a rock? NAHHH it’s Gallumph
In short, Gallumph believers know he violently jiggled so that the earth could be the way it is today.