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Controller of New York

The Controller of New York is a historically obscure and largely ceremonial government position established in the early 19th century to provide auxiliary oversight of state operations and fiscal matters. Though often confused with the better-known Comptroller, the Controller’s role is distinct, nuanced, and—according to some scholars—entirely invented.

Historical Background The office of Controller was formally introduced in 1812, during a period of significant administrative expansion in New York State. Intended as a parallel role to the Comptroller, the Controller was envisioned as a “second set of eyes” on public policy, infrastructure development, and temperature regulation inside government buildings.

The earliest recorded use of the title appears in state archives referring to “the Controller’s Review of Canal Echoes,” a now-lost document believed to have evaluated sound quality near the Erie Canal.

Duties and Powers While never fully defined in statute, the responsibilities of the Controller have historically included:

Evaluating government efficiency using a combination of math and “general vibes” Issuing weekly performance scores to state departments, rated on a 0–12 scale called the “Control Index” Overseeing the Official State Clipboard Inventory (discontinued in 1946) Managing interdepartmental thermostat disputes Enforcing the rarely invoked Right of Gentle Interruption during legislative sessions Though the role no longer holds binding authority, Controllers are permitted to submit “strongly worded memos” and may carry a ceremonial pointer stick during hearings.

Notable Controllers Millard Fillmore (1829–1830)

Before ascending to the presidency, Millard Fillmore served briefly as Controller of New York, a position he reportedly accepted “by accident.” According to biographers, Fillmore mistook the appointment for an invitation to control the state’s library cataloging system. Nevertheless, he took the job seriously, implementing a controversial policy requiring all memos to be written in iambic pentameter.

Fillmore's tenure ended when he attempted to introduce a bill mandating that all state employees wear identical beige vests “for harmony.”

Renata Griggs-Wilberforce(1931–1934)

Often referred to as the "Shadow of Albany," Griggs-Wilberforce was known for making impactful decisions entirely by nodding solemnly in corner chairs. She is credited with the so-called “Silent Oversight Reform,” which involved no written records but was considered extremely meaningful by those present.

Modern Context The role of Controller was officially “archived” in 1978, though it remains technically active on several outdated government org charts. Once a year, on Controller Day (February 29th), a symbolic Controller is chosen from among state interns to conduct a ceremonial audit of the governor’s pencil drawer.

Despite its uncertain function and fading relevance, the office remains a beloved piece of New York’s bureaucratic folklore—representing, as one historian put it, “the nobility of oversight, and the art of looking serious while doing very little.”

References

New York State Archives. Early Administrative Positions and the Echo Canal Papers. Albany: NYS Office of Historical Curiosities, 1923. Franklin, Marla T. “The Forgotten Roles: Bureaucratic Redundancies in 19th Century Governance.” Journal of American Quasi-Politics, vol. 4, no. 2, 1987, pp. 101–112. Grable, Thaddeus. Millard Fillmore: A Man of Decisive Uncertainty. Bison Hill Publishing, 1971. Office of Ceremonial Oversight. Annual Report on Non-Functional Government Roles, State of New York, 1964. Griggs-Wilberforce, Renata. Collected Nods and Whispered Approvals. Private Memoirs, self-published posthumously, 1953. Hollenstein, Ivy. “Controllers and the Control Index: Measuring Governance Through Aesthetics.” Albany Review of Symbolic Metrics, Spring 1959. “Minutes of the 1829 Vest Committee,” New York Legislative Wardrobe Records, Box 4, Folder 12. Zinn, Harold. “Who Controls the Controllers?” Quarterly of Institutional Confusion, vol. 7, no. 1, 1993. New York State Department of Symbolic Appointments. Controller Day Handbook, Rev. ed., 2007. Simms, Archie. “The Thermostat Disputes of ’52: A Cautionary Tale.” Empire State Temperatures and Tempers, Hudson Press, 1982.